Ryan: Mom, what are these things under my penis?
Me: What things?
Ryan: The round things.
Me: Your testicles.
Ryan: Oh…what do they do, hold my pee?
Me: Ummm, no. They hold sperm.
Ryan: Sperd, what’s sperd?
Me: No, it’s sperm and it’s used to make a baby.
Ryan: How does it make a baby?
Me: It joins with an egg and then the baby grows.
Ryan: Where does the egg come from and how do they meet?
Me: The egg comes from a mommy and they meet when a mommy and daddy love each other.
Ryan: Hmmmm…ok. That’s kind of hard to understand.
Me: Yep…
Where was his father when this conversation was occurring???
8 comments:
LOL! Gotta love those kinds of questions!!
Oh My,, Sounds like you handled it well. :)tnnewmom2005@b
It NEVER happens when the father is around! David insists he has "a pagina" under his penis, and it "holds pee". I've tried to tell him that's not the case, but he doesn't believe me and I'm not arguing with him!
this is classic!!!! you did well!!! : )
Thanks for the moral support Ladies. I was so glad he let it drop when he did.
Kim, your boys are hilarious. You have the best stories and your blog constantly cracks me up.
You handled that well!
LMBO!!! Too cute. Sounds like you handled it well. Glad he was able to drop the topic so quickly. Jackson never would have let that one go. lol
Ohhh... gotta love the views of a 5 year old!
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